{"id":1,"date":"2011-06-29T16:26:41","date_gmt":"2011-06-29T16:26:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/?p=1"},"modified":"2011-07-20T11:14:22","modified_gmt":"2011-07-20T15:14:22","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/2011\/06\/29\/hello-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Would We Call That Healthy?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, I&#8217;m walking through a grocery store or at a restaurant and I see an item that makes me think, &#8220;Wow, America is awesome and ridiculous at the same time.&#8221; \u00a0Often, these items are\u00a0foods reveling in the fact that they are absolutely not healthy. \u00a0In some ways you have to respect these foods, they know what they are, and they know Americans will love them.<\/p>\n<p>There are few better examples than DiGiorno&#8217;s &#8220;Pizza &amp; Cookies&#8221; and &#8220;Pizza &amp; Wyngz.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div>\n<dl>\n<dt><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/files\/2011\/06\/Screen-shot-2011-01-24-at-9.57.57-AM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/files\/2011\/06\/Screen-shot-2011-01-24-at-9.57.57-AM-223x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/dt>\n<dd>Fantabulous.<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n<p>Stephen Colbert&#8217;s takes on Pizza and Wyngz<\/p>\n<table style=\"font: 11px arial;color: #333;background-color: #f5f5f5\" width=\"512\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr style=\"background-color: #e5e5e5\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\" target=\"_blank\">The Colbert Report<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 5px 0px 5px;text-align: right;font-weight: bold\">Mon &#8211; Thurs 11:30pm \/ 10:30c<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 14px\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 1px 0px 5px\" colspan=\"2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/the-colbert-report-videos\/372962\/february-01-2011\/thought-for-food---wyngz---wal-mart\" target=\"_blank\">Thought for Food &#8211; Wyngz &amp; Wal-Mart<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 14px;background-color: #353535\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 2px 5px 0px 5px;width: 512px;overflow: hidden;text-align: right\" colspan=\"2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">www.colbertnation.com<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 0px\" colspan=\"2\">\n<p><!-- Start --><\/p>\n<p><!-- Finish --><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 18px\" valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 0px\" colspan=\"2\">\n<table style=\"margin: 0px;text-align: center\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr valign=\"middle\">\n<td style=\"padding: 3px;width: 33%\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/full-episodes\/\" target=\"_blank\">Colbert Report Full Episodes<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 3px;width: 33%\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indecisionforever.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Political Humor &amp; Satire Blog<\/a><\/td>\n<td style=\"padding: 3px;width: 33%\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/video\" target=\"_blank\">Video Archive<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Even though Pizza &amp; Cookies and Pizza &amp; Wyngz are obviously not good for you, they make me much less angry than foods that try to appear healthy, but are actually not at all! \u00a0Things like: Wheaties FUEL &#8220;energy bars&#8221; that have close to 300 calories.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/files\/2011\/06\/Wheaties-Fuel-Energy-bar.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-19\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/files\/2011\/06\/Wheaties-Fuel-Energy-bar-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/files\/2011\/06\/Wheaties-Fuel-Energy-bar-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/files\/2011\/06\/Wheaties-Fuel-Energy-bar.jpg 650w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>and fruit smoothies that are well, ummm, large.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/files\/2011\/06\/mcdonaldssmoothiecup.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/files\/2011\/06\/mcdonaldssmoothiecup.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"114\" height=\"153\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>These products trick people who are trying to make healthy eating decisions into making poor eating decisions.<\/p>\n<p>Lesson: read labels, and watch portion sizes. \u00a0Don&#8217;t let the food trick you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, I&#8217;m walking through a grocery store or at a restaurant and I see an item that makes me think, &#8220;Wow, America is awesome and ridiculous at the same time.&#8221; \u00a0Often, these items are\u00a0foods reveling in the fact that they are absolutely not healthy. \u00a0In some ways you have to respect these foods, they know [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":673,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","no-thumb"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/673"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15,"href":"https:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/15"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.uvm.edu\/burnearn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}