A new element called woman
A new element has to be added in the Periodic Table which is recommended by my experienced friend.
Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from 35 – 200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
Surface usually covered with thin painted film
Boils at room Temperature
Freezes without any known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Sweeter under certain conditions
Found in various states, ranging from metals to common ore
Ductile if moulded properly
Yields to pressure under tender touches
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
Most powerful money non-reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES:
Highly ornamental, especially in bikes and cars
Can be a great aid to relaxation
Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS:
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
AVAILABLITY:
Available in wide different forms and varieties
Can be easily seen in all busy areas
POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other
!!! WARNING !!! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGE AND MENTAL DISTRESS