*Interesting Comments. *
*Marriages are made in heaven *
, then what are made in Hell?
*Ans :* the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the
horse ?
*He is given his last chance to run away.*
I wrote ur name on the sand ………… .
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air……… ……… ……..
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart……. ……
I got a *HEART ATTACK*
*LOVE is like a CIGAR*
It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke…..and ends in
ashes…
But dont worry – we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
*u r the best*
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love* *
*spend Rs.50/-*Buy a pillow
Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock* *
*ARE U REALLY DEAF ? *
I had *VODKA* with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had *WHISKY* with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had *RUM *with WATER
I felt DRUNK* *
*I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!*
when i call u;* *
*1* ring means i’m thinking of u;
*2* ring means i like u;
*3 *means i miss u;
*4 *means ………pick d phone idiot
*Teacher :* four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence ..
*Student : **WOW !*
The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born…. *until you fall in love
*
*SMILE – *is a language of love* *
*SMILE – *is a source to win hearts…* *
*SMILE – *creates greatness in ur personality
SO….
*Brush ur Teeth today onwards*
A cigarette shortens your life by* 2 min.. *
A beer shortens your life by *4 min.. *
*A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. *
*History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? *
*Student : sir, i am not sure **but think from page 15 to 26 **sir….
*
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide