Interesting Comments

*Interesting Comments. *

*Marriages are made in heaven *

, then what are made in Hell?

*Ans :* the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the

horse ?

*He is given his last chance to run away.*

I wrote ur name on the sand ………… .

it got washed away,

I wrote ur name in air……… ……… ……..

it got blown away,

So i wrote ur name in my heart……. ……

I got a *HEART ATTACK*

*LOVE is like a CIGAR*

It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke…..and ends in

ashes…

But dont worry – we are chain smokers

ur smile can be compared to a flower

ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo

ur inocence to a child

but in stupidity

u have no comparison

*u r the best*

True love is like a pillow

u can hug when u r in trouble

u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy

so when u need true love* *

*spend Rs.50/-*Buy a pillow

Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,

u give me bouquet

when i ask u a stone

u give me a statue

when i ask u a feather

u give me peacock* *

*ARE U REALLY DEAF ? *

I had *VODKA* with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had *WHISKY* with WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had *RUM *with WATER

I felt DRUNK* *

*I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!*

when i call u;* *

*1* ring means i’m thinking of u;

*2* ring means i like u;

*3 *means i miss u;

*4 *means ………pick d phone idiot

*Teacher :* four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to

exclamatory sentence ..

*Student : **WOW !*

The human brain is most outstanding thing…….

it functions 24hrs 365 days…..

it functions right from the time u r Born…. *until you fall in love

*

*SMILE – *is a language of love* *

*SMILE – *is a source to win hearts…* *

*SMILE – *creates greatness in ur personality

SO….

*Brush ur Teeth today onwards*

A cigarette shortens your life by* 2 min.. *

A beer shortens your life by *4 min.. *

*A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. *

*History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? *

*Student : sir, i am not sure **but think from page 15 to 26 **sir….

*

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide

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