Well, Movable Type just ate the relatively amusing entry I was about to post. So now you’re stuck with this. It’s a three-parter, and you really do need to click through and read the link targets.
First, this charming story of a
much-beloved sadistic science teacher in Ohio.
Finally, read this charming reaction to the Conservapedia entry by Lawyers, Guns and Money’s D. Make sure you read the comments — they’re choice.
And then, as a special added bonus, since I feel bad not dishing out my usual degree of meta-awareness and commentary, here’s a meta-LOLCat to brighten your day.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to bake some chocolate-chip cookies while I despair for humanity. And try to figure out how to accomplish all of that branding, home-schooler-tormenting, and sexual-immorality-promoting I need to demonstrate so I can get tenure and not have to care about whether I do a good job in the classroom.