Archive for the ‘Thoughts and Reflections’ Category

The reason children do not go through puberty until at least 12…

Oliver: I want to grow be a grown up now.
Mom: But Oliver, being a kid is great, too. You should enjoying being a kid while you still can. Why do you want to be all grown up?
Oliver: So that I can have babies, too.
Mom: Oh Oliver, that is so sweet, but what would you do with a baby?
Oliver: [With that mischievous look of naughty gears turning in his head] I would… put it in a cement mixer! And then put it on the train tracks!

The Wit and Wisdom of Oliver

Mom: Could you please stop taking off my shoes, Oliver?
Oliver: No.
Mom: And why not, pray tell?
Oliver: Don’t call me praytell.

Deep Thought of the Day

“How long do we need to wait to be confident that software that isn’t
installed won’t crash?”

-Geoff Duke,
in written communication to a Dell support “engineer”

Oliver's self-introspection

“Moira is into dolls. I am into money.”

The boy would do his grandfather proud.

Oliver's profound grip on the English language

Dad:
“No Oliver, you need to have some real food for dinner.”

Oliver:
“Not plastic food?”

Frank's Deep Thought of the Day

Men die earlier than women because they want to.

Deep Thoughts, #2

I do believe the “A” in “Type A Personality” should stand for “asshole”.

These also should be a “Type J Personality” for “jerk”.

(Throught attributed to Steve Cavrak)

Deep Thoughts, #1

Somedays, your arteries just need hardening.

Feeling Down

Despite having gotten my orthodonture off last week,
despite the beautiful loving wife,
despite being the pround parent of a devastatingly cute 2 year old boy and a beautiful 2 month old girl,
despite making a livable wage,
despite owning my own home,
despite not being hungry, at war, in danger…

I am feeling a bit down today. It seems we never make any real headway here in CIT. I am wondering how we can be more effective?